May 14th, 2012 at 9:38PM

i love when i ask my mom if i can go to a friends house after school, and she starts screaming at me asking how i’m going to get there. And then when i tell her my friend is taking me she just goes “that’s nice!” like a fucking bitch, kay mom, sorry to inconvenience you.

May 13th, 2012 at 6:09PM
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May 12th, 2012 at 9:49PM

There’s a special place in hell for people who bring their infants to the movie theater.

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May 11th, 2012 at 10:48PM

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May 11th, 2012 at 10:00PM

rebeka1496:

balalaikasringingout:

John Lennon | 1980

I nearly spit out my tea 

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May 11th, 2012 at 9:50PM
  • Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
  • Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
  • Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
  • Obama: Supports gay marriage.
  • Obama: Education for all!
  • Obama: Universal healthcare!
  • Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
  • Americans: You're destroying this country.
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May 11th, 2012 at 9:46PM
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May 11th, 2012 at 8:37PM

When you’re with your friends, and then their friends tag along

funniestpostz:

& you’re just like

Don’t be so serious. Laugh. Click here!!!

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May 10th, 2012 at 11:26PM

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May 10th, 2012 at 9:51PM

I really need a job…i mean there are so many things i just want to buy.

May 10th, 2012 at 8:07PM

eatshitmotherfucker:

why-am-i-soo-funny:

keepingdreamsinajarr:

“Dude……………. it’s my birthday.”

“Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude…”

he’s high on life 

gpoy timoun

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May 10th, 2012 at 6:19AM

We all have a friend with a retarded laugh..

laughingstation:


Usually its me…

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May 10th, 2012 at 6:19AM

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canklequeen:

MOM, THERE’S A SINGING MOOSE IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE

Happens to me all the time.

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May 10th, 2012 at 6:15AM

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May 9th, 2012 at 11:06PM
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iamladyloki:

romulancigarettes:

I am a lesbian, but COME ON.

Oh god I’m choking HAHAHAHAHAHA

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